Last night I had a dream that my car broke down when it was snowing and I was walking to the nearest house to use a phone but when I got to the house there was a bouncer in the front yard with a little baby boy in it. He was so so cold, so I broke into the house and nobody was home. I found tons of blankets and put the baby in his bed while I called Greg to come over.
When we called the cops they told us the owners of the house moved out of the country. So Greg and I just stayed there with the little baby and wore all of these peoples expensive clothes and jewelry and ate all the food, and the baby grew up and was so adorable.
And now I want a little baby boy.
I wish I could have finished the dream but Arya woke me up.
Fml.

mylovekhloe:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

lmao

I’ll always want him. Until every sun goes dark in every sky, until I am nothing more than long-forgotten cosmic dust, I will want him. And even then I suspect my particles will long for his.

- Ann Aguirre, Doubleblind (via quoted-books)
lefthandedjanice:

This rock is the best fucking rock. It’s the best colour and it’s frosty which is my favourite and it makes these super cute stalagmites that look like Mario hills. It’s called Chrysocolla and it’s amazing.

lefthandedjanice:

This rock is the best fucking rock. It’s the best colour and it’s frosty which is my favourite and it makes these super cute stalagmites that look like Mario hills. It’s called Chrysocolla and it’s amazing.

Hand expressing has been so much more effective for me today. I can actually get more out than my pump can!
Which isn’t much at all but I’m trying to build my supply back up.

Arya has nursed twice today before receiving supplement which is also an improvement because normaly she wouldn’t even try.

Such a relief.

I’ve gotten my entire house organized and party ready, just need to sweep, mop, and vacuum on Friday. Then put up decorations that night while Alaina sleeps.
I’m making the cake, cupcakes, and chili on Friday to save some time and stress.
I can’t waiiiiiiit.

crowbara:

jetgreguar:

gaybabyrollins:

vuov:

Neptune taken by NASA

who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune

release neptune

Free Neptune 2014

crowbara:

jetgreguar:

gaybabyrollins:

vuov:

Neptune taken by NASA

who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune

release neptune

Free Neptune 2014

(Source: vein)

Phew. It’s 65 degrees in my house and I’m still sweating.

The living room is almost picture worthy! Greg is going to be surprised when he gets home!

I can’t wait for Alaina’s party!!!

Greg is going to pick Alaina up and take him with her when he gets his work trucks oil changed, so I’ll have that time to finish without her up my butt.

I just need to take the vacuum outside to clean it out….and with my allergies this is going to be hell. I may wear a ski mask.

Cleaned the guest bathroom yesterday finally and decorated it, just need to mop and it’ll be finished.
Today I’m going to work on unpacking and putting away all the boxes stacked in the living room.

Almost have the house in order! Yay!

I also have to do regular cleaning because we have people coming over today.

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot & hang on. -Franklin D. Roosevelt

I’m migrating to twitter now

This wine iz only 15% alcohol

Greg is sober he don’t drink anymore just so y’all know
This autocorrect sucks

Excuse me while i go have drunken sex . Sex for thefirst time in like 8 months.
Girls are napping, yes at 4pm